Tuesday, 13 September 2011

jokes jokes

two funny Catholic jokes...


1) Jesus was walking along one day, when He came upon a group of people surrounding a lady of ill repute. It was obvious that the crowd was preparing to stone her, so Jesus made His now-famous statement, "Let the person who has no sin cast the first stone." 

The crowd was shamed and one by one began to turn away. All of a sudden, a lovely little woman made her way through the crowd. Finally getting to the front, she tossed a pebble towards the woman.

Jesus looks over and says, "I really hate it when you do that, Mom."





2) If Adam and Eve were both Chinese, there would have been no original sin, no evil, and a very different world -why?
...they would have eaten the snake, and left the apple alone! - courtesy of Fr Julian

2 comments:

  1. I've heard an alternate ending to the first one (which is a favorite of mine):

    "Mom, I told you not to bother me at work!"

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